David Letterman's Pokémon Top Ten List
Top Ten Things Parents Don't Know About Pokemon (aired November 17, 1999):
10. Pikachu recently released first CD as alter-ego Chris Gainesachu
9. In West Virginia, it's legal to marry a Pokémon.
8. They're a good source of fiber.
7. Every pack of cards contains a fake I.D.
6. Vulpix spent 6 years in prison for beating up a Care Bear.
5. At end of movie, Pikachu commands kids to bow down and pray to Reverend Moon.
4. Pokémon characters are where veal comes from.
3. While he can't name a single foreign leader, George W. Bush can name all 151 Pokémon.
2. "Pokémon" is Japanese for "gullible Americans will buy anything."
1. Least popular card: Ed Asnerazade.