Pokemon Jokes

Note: If you see ..........., that means that person is laughing! Also note: These are really stupid.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Poliwag with a
Scyther?
A: I dont know! I can't really tell!
Q: Why did Aladdin go to Pallet Town?
A: He was looking for a Magikarpet
Q: What happens when you cross my dad with Moltres?
A: Hot Wings!
Q: What's Pikachu's Favorite Word?
A: Pikachu!! Who would be that stupid??
Q: Why are Pikachu's cheeks red?
A: He had too much ketchup
Q: What is a Porygon?
A: A runaway Pok�mon
Q: If Jigglypuff is fat, what is Wigglytuff?
A: Fatter!
Q: Why did Ash never visit the Pok�mon restaurants
anymore?
A: They served him an Oddish (Get it? Odd-Dish)
Q: What would Chansey make?
A: A good omlett!
Q: Why did Brock not go to the Dairy Section of the
SuperMarket?
A: He wanted ButterFree (Butter Free)
A: Oh you know what? I caught the most difficult pokemon to catch in the world by a master ball!
B: Oh really? what did you catch?
A: A ditto!
B:what? why can't you catch it before??
A: no
B: Why not?
A: becasue the ditto was LV.50 something
B: what ball did you use?
A: Pokeball
B: .............
A really funny joke about Pikachu, and Raichu!
A: Do you know what's the evolve forms of Pikachu?
B: Ya!
A: What is it?
B: OK! Pikachu evolve into Raichu,
A: You're right!
B: I'm not finished yet! After Pikachu evloved into Raichu, Raichu will evole into
Sandshew!
A: ...........
Q - what do you call a pikachu with a cold?
A - Ahchu!
Q - what do you call a pikachu with a cold and a stutering problem?
A - ahchu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu!
Q - how many pikachu does it take to change a light blub?
A - doesn't matter how many cos everytime they touch the light bulbthey blow it!